A Review: The Rosie Project, by Graeme Simsion

April 13, 2013

Yesterday, whilst in London visiting the Manet Exhibition, (post to follow), I popped into Piccadilly's Waterstones. Although I was customarily distracted by the huge selection of books all of which begged to become my next read, I was in there with a purpose. That purpose was to buy The Rosie Project, which was only released on Thursday. My purpose wasn't, however, to be writing a review on it less than 24 hours after purchasing it, but that is testament to my enjoyment of this new Romantic Comedy.



The charmingly funny atypical protagonist, Don Tillman, is a genetics professor. He has a project: to get married. His problem is a universal one; he cannot find a compatible partner. His difficulty is exacerbated through his social awkwardness resultant of being somewhere on the autism spectrum. His solution is less than conventional, but entirely logical.
He devises a scientific project consisting of: 
'[A 16 page questionnaire,]such an obvious solution [to finding a life partner.] A purpose-built, scientifically valid instrument incorporating current best practice to filter out the time wasters, the disorganised, the ice-cream discriminators, the visual-harassment complainers, the crystal gazers, the horoscope readers, the fashion obsessives, the religious fanatics, the vegans, the sports watchers, the creationists, the smokers, the scientifically illiterate, the homeopaths, leaving ideally the perfect partner, or, realistically, a manageable short-list of candidates.'
Rosie, however, is all of these. She is patently unsuitable and is naturally disregarded. Nevertheless a relationship ensues, for the reason that Don can aid her in her own project to find her biological father, through his access to, and capability of, DNA testing. Rosie begins as a disturbance to Don's regimented lifestyle before utterly dismantling the entirety of his timetabled life. 

We experience the all too familiar frustrations in the quest for love: the disaster dates and awkward circumstances, but surely none of us have eclipsed Don in practicing sex positions with the help of a manual, using a skeleton, in his office, as the dean walks in. The effect of these incidents is nothing short of irrepressible amusement.

Rarely is there a novel with such an abundance of likeable characters. Graeme Simsion manages to create an endearing character without being patronising. He handles the humour perfectly; we can laugh at and with our hero, Don, who although on the Asperger's spectrum isn’t depicted problematically causing any controversial or awkward moments. Instead we are left questioning and challenging our pre or misconceptions. In fact, the novel is incredibly positive in many of its aspects. As Don identifies, ‘Asperger's isn't a fault. It's a variant. It's potentially a major advantage.’

Passionate, spontaneous, and outspoken Rosie is the perfect antidote for Don's regimented and clinical lifestyle. His journey begins with his emotional disfunction and ends in the acceptance of illogical love, that begins as such a perplexing concept to him. It seems that chemistry prevails over the checklist attitude, a list of required characteristics that would make for the perfect partner, a device that many of us subconsciously employ.

The Rosie Project is an impressive debut from Graeme Simsion.
A light, easy and swift read despite handling a serious and thought-provoking topic. Genuinely laugh-out-loud funny, heart-warming, and ideal for a long train journey, holiday, or a break from revision.



‘Imagine the literary equivalent of one of those lamps prescribed for sufferers of seasonal affective disorder—a book that found the crack in our seemingly interminable winter to let laughter and light flood in.’
Sunday Times UK


Quick & Easy Soda bread

April 09, 2013

This rustic soda bread is a Paul Hollywood recipe. It is wonderfully simple as it uses neither yeast nor requires kneading; it shouldn't even daunt the least experienced baker. It's a loaf that can realistically be made in time for dinner- perfect if someone has greedily finished up all the bread, you have some unexpected guests, or you're in want of an accompaniment to a pot of soup.


Crunchy crust and soft doughy centre.

Ingredients
500g Plain white flour
1tsp Bicarbonate of soda
1tsp Salt
400ml Buttermilk

Method

-Preheat the oven to 200C.
-Line a baking tray with baking parchment.
-Mix together the dry ingredients in a large bowl.
-Add the buttermilk to form a sticky dough.
-Tip the mixture onto a floured surface and form into a ball.



-Place onto the baking sheet and mark into quarters. Cut deeply into the bread almost, but not quite through to the base. Dust with flour.

-Remove from the oven after aprox 30mins of baking.



(stupid face is optional)




We enjoyed ours with Butternut Squash and Sweet Potato soup.


This awards you with the satisfaction of baking your own bread, without the long and sometimes tricky process. With only four ingredients surely it's worth a go?

I'm certainly going to make this again. Next time I might attempt a sweet loaf with some dried fruit.



Detox: Spinach Smoothie

April 02, 2013



I have finally returned home after a long term at Uni followed by a ski trip. After a hectic month or so, with too few fruit and vegetables, and far too much alcohol, my body eagerly anticipated a break and a detox. Followed by a food-orientated Easter weekend many of us are in need of a little injection of fresh fruit, after finishing the last of the Easter eggs, of course. 

One of the best things about being home is the abundance of fruit and veg in the house. Smoothies are great because they can be made from a whole host of ingredients, for this one I used:

1 frozen banana

Several handfuls of spinach
1 Kiwi
Pineapple
Pineapple juice

Other combinations could involve: 

Greek yoghurt or milk, 
Mango, blueberries, apple

These smoothies have been slipping down nicely for breakfast accompanied by a good book and a relaxing morning in bed. With every bite of fruit I'm desperately hoping the weather will represent the spring time it ought to. Soon I might be awarded a little nice weather for long walks in the countryside and a bit of fresh air, for the moment I guess my bed will have to accommodate my presence for a little longer. 



A Review: 'Chocolat', By Joanne Harris

March 30, 2013

A wonderful book to enjoy over a relaxing Easter weekend.


Summary: The novel is set in a small rural town in France, 'Lansquenet-sous-Tannes'. It tells the story of a travelling lady, Vianne Rocher (a single mum), and her daughter, (Anouk) as these outsiders attempt to settle in to the local community. The locals are stubborn and traditional disliking change and the alien customs that they bring with them. The book explores the awakening of the traditional and straight-laced village when aroused with the pleasure of Vianne's chocolaterie 'La Céleste Praline.' The outraged parish priest, Francis Reynaud, feels threatened by what he interprets as a challenge to his religious sentiments, chiefly with relation to Lenten vows. Religion is an interesting theme which is interrogated through Vianne's superstitious mother's ideas- as a tarot card reader. Paganism in amongst the Easter celebrations is also threatening for the priest who condemns all of the chocolate festivities. 

Desperately Vianne's mother had spent her life running from the 'Black Man', (a tarot card), and now it is Vianne's turn to flee or embrace his presence. The novel takes us through their struggle to become integrated and her more emotional and challenging struggle of remaining rooted in a set place permanently.

My thoughts

It is beautifully written and has vivid descriptions throughout. I found it an uplifting and easy read. I would suggest that if you are on a diet, and avoiding sweet treats, you don't reach for this book. The mention of croissants, pain au chocolats, florentines, champagne truffles, coconut mice, chocolate almonds, marzipan fruits etc is enough to make anyone ache with yearning.

I particularly enjoyed Harris' description of the town's flock-like inhabitants. She amusingly depicts their flaws whilst celebrating the free-thinking non-conformist characters both as brave and proud.

Vianne Rocher is an interesting yet mysterious character; she holds a majestic quality of insight- one which enables her to determine the inhabitants' very favourite sweet treat, but leaves us questioning whether she has witch-like characteristics. 
Lastly, the resounding idea that regardless of religion the aim to strive for is a pursuit of happiness is one that I entirely agree with. 

In essence, it is a heart-warming, and easy read- perfect to take on holiday, to enjoy on a lazy Easter weekend, and particularly as the cold weather fails to leaves us as we reach for the same comforting hot cocoa that Vivianne embraces as a solution to any problem.


Finally, the thoughts of the good people at goodreads:

'Chocolat's every page offers a description of chocolate to melt in the mouths of chocoholics, francophiles, armchair gourmets, cookbook readers, and lovers of passion everywhere. It's a must for anyone who craves an escapist read..' 


French Toast

February 17, 2013

You may have read the blog title and thought, 'Really? Another sweet-treat of a breakfast straight after Shrove Tuesday.' Well let me address this qualm, firstly this would be a very silly complaint to make because, let's face it, one can't have too many delicious breakfasts to start off one's day, and secondly I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PANCAKES. Yes, I know, so I think it's settled that I deserved this (little) indulgence.
This is the first time I made French Toast, but I don't know why because in reality if anything needs using up it's stale bread rather than the flour etc used for pancakes. What I'm saying is that you really can justify this seemingly decadent breakfast.


It was perfect on a Sunday morning accompanied by the chirping of birds outside my window and catching up with online newspapers.

The recipe:
Stale bread
2 eggs
150ml milk
Sugar
Vanilla extract
Butter
Toppings

I appreciate that this is very vague, but it is as accurate a recipe as I followed. Who really wants a particularly detailed recipe when they're having a relaxing brunch?

Beat the eggs, milk, and a little sugar. Soak the slices of bread for several minutes and then fry in a pan with the butter.

Then top with your favourite flavours, I had these delicious summer berries with a bowl of sliced banana.